“… whenever one of these couples who’ve been together for 60 years are asked for their secret to a long and happy marriage, they say: “The main thing that’s kept us together is knowing that gays aren’t allowed to do it, isn’t it, dear?”
“Yes, dear. We’ve had our ups and downs but, even in the rocky times, knowing that gays can’t marry each other has seen us through. I’ll put the kettle on.””
“Dear Myles,” the letter said. “I’m sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy, Joe Biden.”
I’m 40 minutes in to this and it’s amazing. The rest will have to wait though, as i’ve ran out of broadband allowance until the weekend. THANKS OBAMA.
‘When they weren’t calling Ukip extremists, the Tories called them “clowns”, which is a strange insult to fling at the opposition when your own most popular MP – Boris Johnson – is perpetually a hair’s breadth away from tumbling onscreen in white-and-red facepaint’.
fuckyeahbritisholdschoolgaming:
Warhammer 40,000 Compendium. Dave Andrews, 1988.
1989 compilation of White Dwarf articles and rules.
‘Explanation: Is that a spaceship or a cloud? Although it may seem like an alien mothership, it’s actually a impressive thunderstorm cloud called a supercell. Such colossal storm systems center on mesocyclones — rotating updrafts that can span several kilometers and deliver torrential rain and high winds including tornadoes. Jagged sculptured clouds adorn the supercell’s edge, while wind swept dust and rain dominate the center. A tree waits patiently in the foreground. The above supercell cloud was photographed in July west of Glasgow, Montana, USA, caused minor damage, and lasted several hours before moving on’.
